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Comin’ to a hood nears you’s!

Theys got what theys call here Sinterklaas, December 5th, a hollowday whens my Black Pete posse be comin’ to yo town! Yo-yo-yo my forinuh brotha’s & sista’s… Uh-huh, tha’s right, is ya homeboy Z.

Pietty comin’ at y’all straight from Espanol! And on December 5 I’s be comin’ to yo Dutch town wid my Black Pete posse an dat ol’ wrinkly-ass cracker on his horse, St. Nick. But don’t y’all be listenin’ to none that po-litikil buuull-sheet them sucka’s be pontificatin’ roun’ this time o’ year neitha, ‘bout how dem white Dutch folks who’s be colorin’ dey’s faces black like mines bein’ po-litikly uncorrect & all, cuz, man, me & my homies be lovin’ this shit… Ridin’ that kruuze ship first mother-f’in class all the ways from Spain, drinkin’ bottles of Don Perryyawn in de bar on Nick’s nickel…Sheeet… this sho beats de hellout pickin’ peppers on da damn plain in Spain!… Word up!… And nows we be rollin’ down yo’s streets & scarin’ de hellout yo’s little kids too! So dis here’s the deal, yo kiddies be misbehavin’ & disrespectin’, we’s throws em in our sacks & drags theys white asses back wid us to our hood in Spain, where’s theys be washing my Benz & eating dirt fo’ life! Damn straight! Ain’t get no better den dis right here, y’all, & ya’s know we’s be keepin’ watch on ol’ tricky Nick too, cuz that dude is whacked! He be overheatin’ hisself with all dem damn kiddies sittin’ on his lap all day!…Oo-wee!… Next things ya kno’ he be comin’ in & out o’ more’n just yo damn chimneys!… No what I’m sayin’?… Dis here’s da time o’ year when dem Dutch folks be makin’ sue-prizes and poetizing all over da damn place, putting they’s stinkin’ shoes infronta de fire and wantin’ us to fill em up with candy! Yo, Z. Petey is in da house, y’all! So ya know you best be hidin’ yo dvd playas too!… Das what’s goin’ down here on December 5, Sinterklaas, y’all! But if ya’s sees me & my Black Pete posse comin’ down yo street, ya best be ducking, son, cuz we gonna be chuckin’ dem peppernotes at yo big ol’ melonheads!… Word!…& I’m out!

Yo-yo-yo my forinuh brotha’s & sista’s… Uh-huh, tha’s right, is ya homeboy Z. Pietty comin’ at y’all straight from Espanol! And on December 5 I’s be comin’ to yo Dutch town wid my Black Pete posse an dat ol’ wrinkly-ass cracker on his horse, St. Nick. But don’t y’all be listenin’ to none that po-litikil buuull-sheet them sucka’s be pontificatin’ roun’ this time o’ year neitha, ‘bout how dem white Dutch folks who’s be colorin’ dey’s faces black like mines bein’ po-litikly uncorrect & all, cuz, man, me & my homies be lovin’ this shit… Ridin’ that kruuze ship first mother-f’in class all the ways from Spain, drinkin’ bottles of Don Perryyawn in de bar on Nick’s nickel…Sheeet… this sho beats de hellout pickin’ peppers on da damn plain in Spain!… Word up!… And nows we be rollin’ down yo’s streets & scarin’ de hellout yo’s little kids too! So dis here’s the deal, yo kiddies be misbehavin’ & disrespectin’, we’s throws em in our sacks & drags theys white asses back wid us to our hood in Spain, where’s theys be washing my Benz & eating dirt fo’ life! Damn straight! Ain’t get no better den dis right here, y’all, & ya’s know we’s be keepin’ watch on ol’ tricky Nick too, cuz that dude is whacked! He be overheatin’ hisself with all dem damn kiddies sittin’ on his lap all day!…Oo-wee!… Next things ya kno’ he be comin’ in & out o’ more’n just yo damn chimneys!… No what I’m sayin’?… Dis here’s da time o’ year when dem Dutch folks be makin’ sue-prizes and poetizing all over da damn place, putting they’s stinkin’ shoes infronta de fire and wantin’ us to fill em up with candy! Yo, Z. Petey is in da house, y’all! So ya know you best be hidin’ yo dvd playas too!… Das what’s goin’ down here on December 5, Sinterklaas, y’all! But if ya’s sees me & my Black Pete posse comin’ down yo street, ya best be ducking, son, cuz we gonna be chuckin’ dem peppernotes at yo big ol’ melonheads!… Word!…& I’m out!

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