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We’re all potential future prisoners… takes just one momentarily stupid insane criminally passionate act, right… and that’s another great reason for loving Life in Holland!..

. Dutch justice & prisons… so gezellig, cosy… Club Med aan de Ijssel… milk & cookies in your cell before bedtime… prison guards tucking you in…” ½nite-nite, slaap lekker #8958787″… sex with girlfriends, wives, prostitutes permitted… TVs in your cell… hell, I’ll do Dutch time!… quit the Rat Race!… enjoy some down time!… not like prisons in America, Morocco… where you go in virginal, come out some hairy Mustafa’s ‘girlfriend’!… And Dutch prison sentences!… Three-time offending drunk-driving alcoholic loser runs over & kills two young TU students last year… gets 5 years!… he’ll be out drinking Jenever before the worms have started eating his victims!… & no such thing as life in prison here, either… So hardly surprising that the rightwing reactionaries who grabbed power after Pim Fortuyn’s assassination… fellows like Hilbrand Nawijn, then Dutch Minister of Justice, are demanding Holland reinstate the death penalty!… Good timing, I guess… with Fortuyn’s assassin, Volkert G., now on trial for the murder… But forget dull lethal injections here… Holland’s got a rich twisted history of State executions!…Think Balthazar Gerards…who assassinated King William the Silent in 1584, right here in Delft’s Prinsenhof… Man o’ man the good burgers of Delft got their rocks off executing that guy!… First they whipped Balthazar raw & covered him in honey… then brought in a rough-tongued goat to lick his wounds!… ouch… hung 100kg weights from his two big toes… made him wear oiled, dog-leather shoes three sizes too small… put his feet close to a fire until the shoes & his feet shrunk to stumps…branded his armpits… poured hot bacon fat on him…drove nails under his fingernails…and still, still! Balthazar showed no pain or remorse!…So the enraged Nawijnians of yore poured a bucket of old stinking piss over Balthazar’s head!…before publicly cutting him in pieces on Delft’s Markt… all true.

Inspired by such historic barbarity & hoping to ingratiate myself with blubbery Nawijnian rightwing types, I figured out a great way to dispose of Volkert G., the worm-loving animal rightist who pumped Pim full of lead!…(white) Rotterdam was Pim’s spiritual home, right…O how Feyenoord football hooligans loved & mourned ‘onze Pim’!… So… halftime of the next Ajax v. Feyenoord football match at Rotterdam’s Kuip Stadium… Volkert G., naked except for a pair of red & white Ajax underwear & a Star of David armband!… [Feyenoord & other Dutch football club fans HATE the ‘Jews of Ajax’… & sing racist songs at matches to prove it, like FC Utrecht’s hit Ajax hate-song … ‘Hamas, Hamas, joden aan het gas!’ (‘…the Jews in the gas [chamber]!’)… So there’s Volkert in his Ajax underwear, center circle at the Kuip… the gates open… hundreds of booze-fueled Feyenoord hooligans pour onto the field!…skinny Volkert running for his life!… crapping himself!… the slobs of the mob pursuing!… Volkert’s cornered, caught…ripped to pieces by Pim’s Avengers!… camera’s rolling… Nawijn, Nero-like, in his VIP box puffing a big cigar… Feyenoord fans singing racist songs!… sponsored by Sony & Master Card!…so perfectly capturing the spirit of Dutch & European football today, no…Roman-style blood-lust in the Rotterdam Coliseum… St. George Christian Crusading in Iraq… blood & guts… the spirit of 1584 alive & killing in 2003…

We’re all potential future prisoners… takes just one momentarily stupid insane criminally passionate act, right… and that’s another great reason for loving Life in Holland!… Dutch justice & prisons… so gezellig, cosy… Club Med aan de Ijssel… milk & cookies in your cell before bedtime… prison guards tucking you in…” ½nite-nite, slaap lekker #8958787″… sex with girlfriends, wives, prostitutes permitted… TVs in your cell… hell, I’ll do Dutch time!… quit the Rat Race!… enjoy some down time!… not like prisons in America, Morocco… where you go in virginal, come out some hairy Mustafa’s ‘girlfriend’!… And Dutch prison sentences!… Three-time offending drunk-driving alcoholic loser runs over & kills two young TU students last year… gets 5 years!… he’ll be out drinking Jenever before the worms have started eating his victims!… & no such thing as life in prison here, either… So hardly surprising that the rightwing reactionaries who grabbed power after Pim Fortuyn’s assassination… fellows like Hilbrand Nawijn, then Dutch Minister of Justice, are demanding Holland reinstate the death penalty!… Good timing, I guess… with Fortuyn’s assassin, Volkert G., now on trial for the murder… But forget dull lethal injections here… Holland’s got a rich twisted history of State executions!…Think Balthazar Gerards…who assassinated King William the Silent in 1584, right here in Delft’s Prinsenhof… Man o’ man the good burgers of Delft got their rocks off executing that guy!… First they whipped Balthazar raw & covered him in honey… then brought in a rough-tongued goat to lick his wounds!… ouch… hung 100kg weights from his two big toes… made him wear oiled, dog-leather shoes three sizes too small… put his feet close to a fire until the shoes & his feet shrunk to stumps…branded his armpits… poured hot bacon fat on him…drove nails under his fingernails…and still, still! Balthazar showed no pain or remorse!…So the enraged Nawijnians of yore poured a bucket of old stinking piss over Balthazar’s head!…before publicly cutting him in pieces on Delft’s Markt… all true.

Inspired by such historic barbarity & hoping to ingratiate myself with blubbery Nawijnian rightwing types, I figured out a great way to dispose of Volkert G., the worm-loving animal rightist who pumped Pim full of lead!…(white) Rotterdam was Pim’s spiritual home, right…O how Feyenoord football hooligans loved & mourned ‘onze Pim’!… So… halftime of the next Ajax v. Feyenoord football match at Rotterdam’s Kuip Stadium… Volkert G., naked except for a pair of red & white Ajax underwear & a Star of David armband!… [Feyenoord & other Dutch football club fans HATE the ‘Jews of Ajax’… & sing racist songs at matches to prove it, like FC Utrecht’s hit Ajax hate-song … ‘Hamas, Hamas, joden aan het gas!’ (‘…the Jews in the gas [chamber]!’)… So there’s Volkert in his Ajax underwear, center circle at the Kuip… the gates open… hundreds of booze-fueled Feyenoord hooligans pour onto the field!…skinny Volkert running for his life!… crapping himself!… the slobs of the mob pursuing!… Volkert’s cornered, caught…ripped to pieces by Pim’s Avengers!… camera’s rolling… Nawijn, Nero-like, in his VIP box puffing a big cigar… Feyenoord fans singing racist songs!… sponsored by Sony & Master Card!…so perfectly capturing the spirit of Dutch & European football today, no…Roman-style blood-lust in the Rotterdam Coliseum… St. George Christian Crusading in Iraq… blood & guts… the spirit of 1584 alive & killing in 2003…

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